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BLAHBLOGFriday, March 30, 2007New LV ads!  Scarlett Johansson is pretty much ruling the crossover advertising campaigns at the moment and I have not one bad thing to say about it ! Shit I would rather see her selling Reeboks anyday of the week over Game and LV over Kanye . -JR Ewing of Seattle Thursday, March 29, 2007 11 7-11 stores are going to be refurbished as Kwik-E-Marts to coincide with the Simpsons movie: If all goes as planned, the convenience store chain plans to refit 11 stores across the U.S. -- Richmond is an unlikely choice -- to resemble the front of the Kwik-E-Mart, the convenience store that Homer and other characters frequent in the classic cartoon TV series. Customers also will be able to buy products inspired by the nearly two-decades-old show, including KrustyO's cereal, Buzz Cola and iced Squishees (the cup says Squishee, but the contents will be Slurpee). The chain also will use pictures of Simpsons characters to promote 7-Eleven's line of fresh foods, such as placing the face of Homer and his classic "Mmmm . . . sandwich" quip on sandwich wrappers. -JR Ewing of Seattle The fith element of hip hop is Karl Rove"Hes a man hes a treasure troll tell me what is his name ?" -JR Ewing of Seattle Tuesday, March 27, 2007Bring your Dad to work day !!!!! So Thora Birch (chick w/ tig ol bitties from ghost world/American Beauty etc...) has a very supportive father in fact so supportive that her dad crashed the set of the new film she is doing and insisted on watching as she performed a intense sex scene. Creepy Dad yelled pointers and best of all is even supposed to resemble a subtle Charlie Manson. Just read what todays New York Post had to say : "It was so wrong," said one insider. "The director is saying, 'Harder! Faster!' and the father is giving Winters the thumbs up." Jack Birch was on the set every day giving orders - even telling director Eric Mandelbaum where to place his camera so that Thora would look her best. Mandelbaum was about to shoot the first sex scene Monday when, "all of a sudden, the front door is being kicked in. Her father was threatening to kill the assistant directors. Then he threatens to pull her from the movie with three days of shooting left." Making matters worse, a problem with the focus on the camera necessitated 14 takes. "It was the most bizarre, perverse scene," said our witness. "One girl on the crew broke down crying." In her Dads defense she does have one of the biggest racks in Hollywood. Side note don't you think she would tell her Dad to bounce if she felt uncomfortable ? Sounds like they may have some really weird family issues. Sounds kinda fishy.. -JR Ewing of Seattle Monday, March 26, 2007GCH In Portland..   Gym Class Heroes show in Portland. Shit was crazy,big ups to my dude Travie and the gang for showing mad love. -G.Carrots Saturday, March 24, 2007Friday, March 23, 2007New 10 Deep,Hundreds and Married To The Mob...            What's good,Happy Friday all.. Pop into the Winner's Circle and check out the new 10 Deep,Hundreds,Hellz Bellz! and Married to the Mob.No joke we are the only store in the world with 10 deeps spring line today..(remember who had it first)The New Hundreds stuff is fire as usual.The new MOB Jackets are hot and mad limited so don't sleep on these ladies. -G.Carrots Watch the amazing Hindi Thriller !I saw that someone posted the wedding version on the aNYthing glob and couldn't resist posting my favorite version straight from India. -JR Ewing of Seattle Thursday, March 22, 2007Americas Next Shot Model  Turns out snuff is the new "in" right now ! Just check out the latest ANTM challenge flix , I always loved the black eye look. -JR Ewing of Seattle Jay Z
Four years ago Jay-Z made a bet with Playboy editor Rob Tannenbaum for 50-1 odds that he'd never come out of retirement and took $20 from him at the time. Well Jay-Z did come out of retirement with the release of "Kingdom Come" so Tannenbaum gave his assistant a call to remind him of the wager and last week a messenger sent him $1,000 from Jay-Z's office.
"Jay-Z is a man of his word. I just bought a plasma TV with the money, and the first thing I'm going to watch on it is a Jay-Z video." Gotta respect that , I mean its only a rack but my man stayed true to his word. -JR Ewing of Seattle Wednesday, March 21, 2007From Japan   Heres some Malvo shots from his recent vacation to Japan. More to come....... -JR Ewing of Seattle Tuesday, March 20, 2007Hey Ladies.. New Hellz Bellz Drops Today!!! Lux Life,Gunning For Peace,Let It Rain and Shit List Tees. Warrior Full Zip and Gunning For Peace Hoodys.. Limited Stock.. -G.Carrots and the worst NCAA mascot goes too....... Stanford ! What is this thing ? I feel like it should be selling some weird squid fish cereal on Japanese television. -JR Ewing of Seattle Gnarls Sharkly Turns out new footage surfaced yesterday of Paris playing Ceelos skin flute. Why and how do you have so many photos of yourself engaged in sexual acts and you are not a porn star Paris ? Cmon I thought Ceelo was on that old positive hip hop shit but really hes just on that herp hop positive. -JR Ewing of Seattle Monday, March 19, 2007Random Hardcore Update.... Killing The Dream  Go It Alone   Internal Affairs   Ceremony Rival Fest 2007 (Berkeley Ca) New Trash Talk 7 inch Coming Soon - G.Carrots Sunday, March 18, 2007Party Pizza Party ! Cmon Cmon !Pizza party with the funny face gang at the Round Table in the U Village tonight ! This post St Patty jumpoff should be pretty Live ! All the fun starts at 7 so bring your own 40s and make sure to tip out Hawksy boy ! -JR Ewing of Seattle ***Note I just realized I wont be attending thanks to my awesome house arrest schedule for Sunday which requires me to be in by 8 pm. FUCKY FUCKY FUCK. Saturday, March 17, 2007Call me crazy but......  Miss Thicky Slicks aka Tocarra from Americas Next Top Model is looking pretty cracking for weighing as much as me ! -JR Ewing of Seattle **Nudey picks of Thicks stolen from rhymeswithsnitch.blogspot Happy St Cracktricks day now lemme see you show ya grillz!"could be a crack head" Where did they get this footage freaknik? -JR Ewing of Seattle Friday, March 16, 2007St. Patrick's Day... What are you doing this weekend? Don't get pinched on St. Patrick's day, Come down to Winner's Circle and get 25% off of all green items in the store. Also Trash Talk is playing tonight at Atlas Clothing (capitol hill on broadway)$6 7:00 --G.Carrots Thursday, March 15, 2007Times are a changing....... Mary Looi, from Penang, found something unusual when she was given a shark by a fisherman recently. She took it home and was about to make a meal for her family out of it when she found two webbed feet sticking out from the lower part of the body! She refused to cook it after her husband told her that according to Chinese belief, eating fish with unusual features could bring disaster or ill luck. She returned the fish to the fisherman that night where he threw it back into the sea. -Tell me its a full evolution coming on please! This sounds like some ill sci fi movie. -JR Ewing of Seattle Yes!Well gosh finally someone figured it out ! Dude who makes this shit ? Better yet who the fuck calls this shit ? I cant imagine these people make a killing on this but WTF they can afford to advertise on all the major channels ? Somebody introduce me to the jerk who's got a couple hundred racks to blow on this rinky dink skeam . I mean you think if you had that much paper someone would be managing your investments, right ? "Well Bradley we are working round the clock setting up some major investments for you. We are looking into investing $300,000 in baseball cards ,another $200,000 in a up and coming local white rap group and here comes the big one $500,000 into a YES girl 900 number......." -JR Ewing of Seattle Wednesday, March 14, 2007Tuesday, March 13, 2007Saturday, March 10, 2007Friday, March 09, 2007Winners Circle website is up !!!!!!!
I am happy to announce the Winners Circle website is finally up and running ! The blahblog has a different look to it but the same great content ! We will also be featuring new items dropping in the store weekly so sign up for the mailing list to receive updates.Over and out.
www.winnerscircleseattle.com Special thanks to Vic at Gummi Studio -JR Ewing of Seattle Thursday, March 08, 2007Hey Ladies !!!!!!!!!  Hot new arrivals from our favorite womens line Married to the Mob dropping tomorrow ! How about the Lady Miss Kier jammer ! Get down to the shop and get your new ts for the weekend!  Sneak peek of the MOB players coats dropping next week Alex Raymond One of my favorite old time comic strip illustrators Alex Raymond probably best known for creating Flash Gordon. Corgishoe
Corgishoe from the Hundreds fam has a doper collection than you. Check it out here at the Hundreds Blog
Monday, March 05, 2007"I throw a tv at you crazy, bitches say P you crazy"New York shit! Whats poppin Dun? **peep the boxs of dope and FCNY stickers Mac 10 handle (by far the best) Stuck on you The new Prodigy solo joint should be droppin soon and is aptly titled Return Of The Mac. I cant wait for this one !!!!! I am still blasting that HNIC like it came out last Tuesday! -JR Ewing of Seattle Andrew Dice Gay Hands down the worst celebreality (is dice even a celeb anymore?) show VH1 has ever put out. I went into this whole situation figuring a couple cocktails and some L's would do the trick but boy was I wrong. This show in "reality" was a great reminder that you can become a washed up Guido in the blink of an eye if your not careful.Let this be a lesson next time some douche suggests partying it up in belltown. -JR Ewing of Seattle Black Metal/Pop Star Mashup! Britney Spears allegedly tried to hang herself with a bed sheet after writing 666 on her shaved head and running around the rehab facility screaming "I am the Antichrist!" at frightened staff. A friend of her says: "She attached a sheet to a light and tied it around her neck. Paramedics were called, but luckily she was unhurt." But within days out-of-control Britney had swung from suicidal to matrimonial as she told hubby Kevin Federline she wanted to take him back, renew their wedding vows and get pregnant. Holy smokes I cant wait until she starts touring again ! I can only hope this starts a whole new subculture in the Norwegian Black Metal scene ! -JR Ewing of Seattle Sunday, March 04, 2007scarlett johansson reebok ads !!!!!   Its official I hate sneakers and am about to start pulling all my dead stocks out for my wearing pleasure, and of course this will be on the rainiest days possible.This craze has gotten way way way out of hand. -JR Ewing of Seattle Friday, March 02, 2007Friday fun with T and Coco
Was reading the Bastardly this morning and found these precious moments photos of Ice and his girl Coco.
  It blows me away sometimes that my dude is on a hit national TV program and yet can be the worlds biggest creep.If this was anyone else the media would would be freaking! I guess I just kinda forget that he really is just the same old Ice T underneath all the Hollywood makeup.  But whats with his wife? Dude, she be rocking the loosest outfits of all times! Where do even purchase outfits like this? I just knew there had to be a Leroys for women out there somewhere. -JR Ewing of Seattle Thursday, March 01, 2007MONTHLY ARCHIVES07.06 | 08.06 | 09.06 | 10.06 | 11.06 | 02.07 | 03.07 | 04.07 | 05.07 | 06.07 | 07.07 | 08.07 | 09.07 | 10.07 | 11.07 | 12.07 | 01.08 | 02.08 | |
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