Saturday, June 30, 2007
Friday, June 29, 2007
Thursday, June 28, 2007
iHate

I really hope WC picks up this new line of crazy china-woman iPod tops. These stupids will put iPod controls in anything these days. I don't get it. What if you want to control you homo-pod with a simple touch of the collar bone, but you don't dress like a hooker? Don't worry, they have jerks designing iClothes for the norms out there too.

- P H E E D
BLAHBLOG music pick of the week:

The Furze new album U.T.D. (not to be confused with the indie band with the same name) is some exceptionally good black metal out of Europe . The sound quality is top notch and the lyrical content is guaranteed to give you nightmares for the next week. My favorite song on the album is Goats Breathe and it stays in heavy rotation on my ipod . If you haven't heard this yet you are slipping and need to hit me up for a burnt copy or if you are not into pirating it can be purchased at Everyday Music on Broadway for around $15.
-JR Ewing of Seattle
FUCK WITH ME AND I PUT YOU ON BLAST!
**ed note:you need to click on the pics to read the screenshots.
Did you ever wonder why a couple days would go by on the BLAHBLOG without any updates ? Well for 1 the Blogger system is a lil buggy but for 2 my god damned web host server Geek Hosting/Nine Dot Systems are busy sucking eggs instead of doing routine maintenance on there accounts . Here is a couple screen shots of how the WC team gets to the bottom of problems with these computer jerks.
So I sent about 5 messages stating that I had continual problems with the server over the last 2 weeks and this was there reply to me:

I thought this was unacceptable so I forwarded the message to my Internet bouncer Pheed and this is what he told them :

So after 2 weeks of Nine Dot messing around I received this response to Pheeds email in about 2 hours:

and now my server works great !!!!!!
Moral of the story is next time you are getting jerked around use the old bird flu curse for quick and simple resolution. In the words of Pheed "It's like a compliment sandwich", and it seems to work every time.
-JR Ewing of Seattle
Did you ever wonder why a couple days would go by on the BLAHBLOG without any updates ? Well for 1 the Blogger system is a lil buggy but for 2 my god damned web host server Geek Hosting/Nine Dot Systems are busy sucking eggs instead of doing routine maintenance on there accounts . Here is a couple screen shots of how the WC team gets to the bottom of problems with these computer jerks.
So I sent about 5 messages stating that I had continual problems with the server over the last 2 weeks and this was there reply to me:

I thought this was unacceptable so I forwarded the message to my Internet bouncer Pheed and this is what he told them :

So after 2 weeks of Nine Dot messing around I received this response to Pheeds email in about 2 hours:

and now my server works great !!!!!!
Moral of the story is next time you are getting jerked around use the old bird flu curse for quick and simple resolution. In the words of Pheed "It's like a compliment sandwich", and it seems to work every time.
-JR Ewing of Seattle
Wednesday, June 27, 2007
French Dap's Favorite of the Week: Alex

The first time I met Alex he was singing Boys II Men in a Vietnamese accent while pissing in the middle of Pine. This week he has taken off to sleep on a murphy bed in SF and all I have left of him is a scar on my shoulder. He is a true inspiration with tattoos like "Go For It!" and quotes like "hells yes". If you're ever within arms-reach, give his hair a little fingering...its so soft it can't even be cornrowed (he does a weekly VO5 hot oil treatment). Fool smokes sunflowers seeds too. Bon voyage, Alex. Or, in his words, "see ya tomorrow."
- Frazz Dazz
Diana Thorneycroft

Another super photographer with wacky photos. Diana Thorneycroft. Never trust someone who's last name ends in "croft".
- P H E E D
Goregon in pictures
Last weekend I was lucky enough to attend Portland's 2nd annual Goregon Massacre Fest with my good friends Book of Black Earth and let me tell you it was amazing ! NunSlaughter=Wow ! If you ever get a chance you have to attend. Here are some photos of the fest and downtown PDX I managed to get in between drinks and moshing .........

Joe Grindo and the fans

Nun Slaughter=Soooooooo Good

Book of Black Earth w/ yours truly

Book of Black Earth getting everyone crazed

TJ (Actual Pain) sounds like Satan

This is the floor Shelby and I slept on . Keepin it real Grimy

What breakfast looks like in PDX

fifty/24sf in PDX

More fifty/24sf

Upper Playground

Upper Playground

Compound/Just Be

Compound/Just Be

China Gate

Late Night Eats

Bonus

Love these painted window thingys.
Big shout outs to the guys from Book of Black earth for getting me in and for all the vodka shots I could manage to drink also thanks to Shelfy for being such a good sport !
-JR Ewing of Seattle

Joe Grindo and the fans

Nun Slaughter=Soooooooo Good

Book of Black Earth w/ yours truly

Book of Black Earth getting everyone crazed

TJ (Actual Pain) sounds like Satan

This is the floor Shelby and I slept on . Keepin it real Grimy

What breakfast looks like in PDX

fifty/24sf in PDX

More fifty/24sf

Upper Playground

Upper Playground

Compound/Just Be

Compound/Just Be

China Gate

Late Night Eats

Bonus

Love these painted window thingys.
Big shout outs to the guys from Book of Black earth for getting me in and for all the vodka shots I could manage to drink also thanks to Shelfy for being such a good sport !
-JR Ewing of Seattle
Tuesday, June 26, 2007
You know you aint right...............
As seen on todays Seattle Times and Publik Hair .

A federal civil-rights lawsuit over the violent arrest of a young African-American man is drawing new attention to Seattle Police Chief Gil Kerlikowske and his record on police discipline.
Maikoiyo Alley-Barnes is suing the city, the chief and several officers, alleging police violated his civil rights during his arrest for allegedly obstructing justice, resisting arrest and assaulting a police officer outside a bar in 2005. The National Association for the Advancement of Colored People cited the case last week in calling for Kerlikowske's resignation.
Kerlikowske did not punish any of the officers involved in the incident, even though records show the civilian director of the Office of Professional Accountability (OPA), which oversees internal police investigations, found two were guilty of excessive force and all three were guilty of serious breaches in conduct. She recommended discipline for all three,Kerlikowske declined to comment on the Alley-Barnes case.
Publik Hair Ed.Note. Anyone who knows Maikoiyo for even a minute knows that he is one of the more mellow,respectful,and smart people you will ever meet Black or White and there's no way that the cops felt threatend by him.The fact that it took 4 officers to arrest and violently beat a man who's walking away from a bar after simply stating his opinion is something that no tax paying American should have to put up with let alone experience first hand.I feel sick to my stomach that these power tripping jocko's can still get away with this bullshit,take a stand and let the Mayor know that Gil Kerlikowske has to go.
BLAHBLOG ed note: This is my dude yall and SPD just did same shit to everyones homie DV1 stand up for these guys and write a letter to the courts and tell them we are not going to take this BS . Good luck you guys !
-JR Ewing of Seattle
PS try to find the interview on KEXP with Barney Fife aka Chief Kerlikowske's interview from a couple weeks ago .

A federal civil-rights lawsuit over the violent arrest of a young African-American man is drawing new attention to Seattle Police Chief Gil Kerlikowske and his record on police discipline.
Maikoiyo Alley-Barnes is suing the city, the chief and several officers, alleging police violated his civil rights during his arrest for allegedly obstructing justice, resisting arrest and assaulting a police officer outside a bar in 2005. The National Association for the Advancement of Colored People cited the case last week in calling for Kerlikowske's resignation.
Kerlikowske did not punish any of the officers involved in the incident, even though records show the civilian director of the Office of Professional Accountability (OPA), which oversees internal police investigations, found two were guilty of excessive force and all three were guilty of serious breaches in conduct. She recommended discipline for all three,Kerlikowske declined to comment on the Alley-Barnes case.
Publik Hair Ed.Note. Anyone who knows Maikoiyo for even a minute knows that he is one of the more mellow,respectful,and smart people you will ever meet Black or White and there's no way that the cops felt threatend by him.The fact that it took 4 officers to arrest and violently beat a man who's walking away from a bar after simply stating his opinion is something that no tax paying American should have to put up with let alone experience first hand.I feel sick to my stomach that these power tripping jocko's can still get away with this bullshit,take a stand and let the Mayor know that Gil Kerlikowske has to go.
BLAHBLOG ed note: This is my dude yall and SPD just did same shit to everyones homie DV1 stand up for these guys and write a letter to the courts and tell them we are not going to take this BS . Good luck you guys !
-JR Ewing of Seattle
PS try to find the interview on KEXP with Barney Fife aka Chief Kerlikowske's interview from a couple weeks ago .
Random mid week photo purge
Here is some randoms from Hotel Motel,Cha Cha and War Room last week .

the poses you make when you are drunk

My brother and I

Shelby and Michelle

Robocops do the trick everytime

L-Boogs and Chancho (look at those handlebars)

L-Boogs and Tate

I end up with this shot at least 4 times a week.
-JR Ewing of Seattle

the poses you make when you are drunk

My brother and I

Shelby and Michelle

Robocops do the trick everytime

L-Boogs and Chancho (look at those handlebars)

L-Boogs and Tate

I end up with this shot at least 4 times a week.
-JR Ewing of Seattle
Monday, June 25, 2007
Feck Shit Feck = Pride Days !
My good homie/community service supervisor/GOOD$ owner turned 40 last friday and it just so happens his birth date lands on the first day of PRIDE celebration here in Seattle.So what do we do to celebrate ? Well of course we all wear our favorite pastels and t-shirts with pictures of our good friend in some grown ass man choanies ! Here are some photos from the special event.

The Volcano was in full effect at the prefunk

looking real sketchy

Welcome home Gina !

Winners Angels and Bozzley

Team Pastel

Looking crazed !

every phone conversation with Steve starts off and ends with "FECK SHIT FECK"

this guy looking all adult n shit

Steve Priding in full e-feez-ect

Dan gettin all peace and shit
Thanks to everyone that came out and a big Happy Birthday to Steve !!!!!!
-JR Ewing of Seattle

The Volcano was in full effect at the prefunk

looking real sketchy

Welcome home Gina !

Winners Angels and Bozzley

Team Pastel

Looking crazed !

every phone conversation with Steve starts off and ends with "FECK SHIT FECK"

this guy looking all adult n shit

Steve Priding in full e-feez-ect

Dan gettin all peace and shit
Thanks to everyone that came out and a big Happy Birthday to Steve !!!!!!
-JR Ewing of Seattle
Cool Dumb Tattoo's
You know we at the BlahBlog are all about em. Check out Asher from Liberty Tattoo's retarded Indian "go team" on the butt jammy !
-JR Ewing of Seattle
Secret Shop

Mobius is a real dope bike shop hidden 3 floors up in an undisclosed location downtown. Do you know about it ?
Check out Mobius Cycle for directions.
PS when your down there say hi to Niki the owner/bicycle stylist and if your real lucky get her to kick your ass at a game of Foosball .
-JR Ewing of Seattle
Friday, June 22, 2007
GOREGON MASSACRE FEST ****this weekend!

Goregon Massacre Fest is about to be crazy tonight !!!!!!!!! Grindcore Metal all night ! If you feel like hopping in the whip and cruising to Portland you will be in for a black metal treat !!! Bands include: Book of Black Earth , Butcher ABC , GHOUL , Black Market Fetus , Nun Slaughter and many more. Get your ass of the couch and lets mosh bitches !!!!! See you at the Hawthorne Theatre !!!
-JR Ewing of Seattle
Thursday, June 21, 2007
French Dap's Favorite of the Week: Saturn Missile

These are best used at 3:30am outside your girl's house. Pair them with 5 or 6 jumbo strands of Black Cats and the whole hood's ears will be ringing good. Also, I just learned that fireworks are sold online so we can terrorize fools all year long. What are the cross-streets for Pheed's new spot again...
-Frizz Dizz
Free At Last!

I would like to take a moment to thank The Queen of Salt for letting me store 100+ boxes of shoes in her cave. I removed the last few boxes the other day and now you can cram even more people in there for those fun after parties she always has. Now I just need to check my shoes for STD's and make sure all the gross whore salt gets cleaned off.
-PHEED
Monday, June 18, 2007
Sunday, June 17, 2007
Saturday, June 16, 2007
Friday, June 15, 2007
Girls just wanna have fun ! Literally !
Needed some girl contributors for the BlahBlog and just got em ! Without further ado let me introduce you The WC gals : Meltron,French Dap,Fresh P and Salty Salts!

Shotgunnin !

Dance Party

Make you sweat

The best of friends who start the trends

Is it really that funny ?

Captain (pants off is sweeping the nation)

Co pilot
Big shouts to Dirts,Salts and Fresh P for graduating from the old U of W last weekend ! and uh congrats to Abs on uh uh the new deodorant choice ! ;) Love these gals !!! Always keepin it hot ! Lookin forward to future posts !
-JR Ewing of Seattle

Shotgunnin !

Dance Party

Make you sweat

The best of friends who start the trends

Is it really that funny ?

Captain (pants off is sweeping the nation)

Co pilot
Big shouts to Dirts,Salts and Fresh P for graduating from the old U of W last weekend ! and uh congrats to Abs on uh uh the new deodorant choice ! ;) Love these gals !!! Always keepin it hot ! Lookin forward to future posts !
-JR Ewing of Seattle
New Cha Chizzle in photos

this stairway leads to fun

Bimbos Bitchin Burrito Kitchen (can you believe I write rent checks to that name)

Front windows

Pheed + Abs = Phabs !

Wade Linda Jeff - Collectively these 3 own almost everything cool in Seattle and abroad

Makin history ! 1st broken bottle was a combo of Kristan and I

32 oz boys !

Chris was there on crutches

Lucha Lebray

4 Color Zac

view from my new perch

so cha

so very cha

Bimbos bar

Peruvian Sarz
-JR Ewing of Seattle
PIRATE UTOPIAS
For those of you who read me over at Fresh Produce, forgive the repeat post, but this is too good not to share over and over. This July 6-28th at London's Elms Lesters Painting Rooms,Jose Parla and Futura will both be unveiling new work through their show FUTURA & PARLA: PIRATE UTOPIAS. To me, this is one of the best pairings of contemporary artists you could ever hope for, so check them both out. You can read all about the artists, the show, and find info about hours and location over at Rey Parla's MIAMEDIARTS. This is really quite the coupling, so if you're going to be in the area you shouldn't sleep on this. And I'm still looking for someone to take me to London...
*Fresh P
Thursday, June 14, 2007
My Restriction Blog AKA The Dog House


Lil Frost got caught with a knife at school this week and was suspended. As part of his punishment Papa Frost made him start a Blog that he has to update daily. At his blog you can get a 10 year olds perspective on crime,punishment,life at the print shop and a lil guys outlook on the street wear game. I dont know about anyone else but I think this is such a good way to punish a child as they learn 2 lessons at once. Do the crime do the time and creative writing in the form of an online journal. Peep it here.
PS if you like his posts leave him a comment telling him so.
-JR Ewing of Seattle
Sleestock 2007

Bobcat from Sleestak just mailed me this for the "Uber Hessian" skate/metal/skate/beer/skate jam July 13-15th known as Sleestock !!!! This is a guaranteed shit fest !!!!!
-JR Ewing of Seattle
Are You Ready ????

Cha Cha has moved to a new location and tonight is the grand opening !!!!! Opens at 5 and is located across from Havanna on Pike 2 blocks east of Broadway !!!! You know this shit is about to be epic ! I saw the new venue this morning and lets just say minds will be blown !!!!
PS my signature Robocop shot is officially in the computer !!!
-JR Ewing of Seattle
HOTEL MOTEL @ Havanna every Tuesday !
Im sure you know that every Tuesday Jon and Amy Dials bring you Hotel Motel at The Havanna on Pike ! Its a great night to shake off the early week shakes. I was there in full effect last Tuesday and must have danced for 2 hours straight ! The DJs play nothing but straight cuts and the crowd is always dope ! Check it out if you havent been.

My favorite girls !

The ever impressive DJ Curtis

Kerri trying ta woop woop Gabe

Mikey and Jorge my brothers from the GOOD$ fam.

Mikeys best "BLUE STEELE"
Thanks to Chambord for the shots !!!!!
-JR Ewing of Seattle

My favorite girls !

The ever impressive DJ Curtis

Kerri trying ta woop woop Gabe

Mikey and Jorge my brothers from the GOOD$ fam.

Mikeys best "BLUE STEELE"
Thanks to Chambord for the shots !!!!!
-JR Ewing of Seattle
Wednesday, June 13, 2007
Actual Pain interview @ ViViVi
My dude Julian just posted a dope interview with "The Teej Man" from Actual Pain (also lead singer of Book Of Black Earth) over at the ViViVi Zine Check it out ! Big ups for the INNER CITY EMPIRE SHOUTS
-JR Ewing of Seattle
-JR Ewing of Seattle
Music for Frenchys

Went to the Keren Ann show last night at The Triple Door and ended up with stage seating. The venue is gorge and has a lotta old world charm.As for the concert , she sounded great and was downing shots of yack in between songs and played a really good cover of Joni Mitchell's - Big Yellow Taxi. If you havent heard of her check her myspace I think she kinda sounds like a mix of Mazzy Star and Portishead....You be the judge.
-JR Ewing of Seattle
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
Summer is here !


Its time to pull out the heat for ya feet ! What we got here is outta my private stash ! You know a player like me be staying in some Gucci this Fendi that all year though so this aint new to me. What we got here is the limited edition , highly sought after Dip Set Birkenstocks and like Cam be saying Oh Boy ! Catch me rocking these at the beach son get my grimey on !
-JR Ewing of Spokompton
Trash Talk Spring Tour 2007...

New York,New York..

Thizz it tizz....
RIchmond wasn't ready for Spencer..

Subway...3am
White Castle St. Louis...
Air Guerilla...
Lo Life...
Me..
Leroy + Kansas = WIld Times
Get Low..
And Lower...
Sk8n,Satan,Rackin and Mackin..
Hahaha..
We are not felt in Texas..
Sugar Boots..
Gear..
Piss Test..
Trash Talk is back from a long ass full U.S. tour.
Shit was nuts,mad kids,beer,trees and the whole nine...
It's good to be back. Me and the team will be in L.A. for a bit recording a new record..
Keep yours ears to the streets.
-Carrots
Monday, June 11, 2007
Peep This !!!!!!
Nienke Klunder has some really dope photography and even doper stylizing ! Check the sequencing ! Absolutely amazing !
-JR Ewing of Seattle
-JR Ewing of Seattle
Photo Purge
Dude I be taking like WAY too many photos ...... like WAY.
Here is last Thursday to Monday in my world.........
Last Thursdays VTS Art Show

Cheers

Canadians

Zache Out from The Girls

Cool Trevs art
Friday Art drinks and the SF gang:

With a beautiful smile like this how could Rando not get a job at the Zebra Club?

Shelby and I hit the park

BLVD art gallery show , Abs and P

God Damn

GOD DAMN !

SF Wild Boys !

Like the looks of this mamma jamma

Pheed wasnt here but was here (ass-hole)

Can always count on Ms. Claire to do something amazing with her cleavage
Sunday

Gustoe was here !
Monday

Pheeds home from Peru maybe he will start blogging........or maybe not
-JR Ewing of Seattle
Here is last Thursday to Monday in my world.........
Last Thursdays VTS Art Show

Cheers

Canadians

Zache Out from The Girls

Cool Trevs art
Friday Art drinks and the SF gang:

With a beautiful smile like this how could Rando not get a job at the Zebra Club?

Shelby and I hit the park

BLVD art gallery show , Abs and P

God Damn

GOD DAMN !

SF Wild Boys !

Like the looks of this mamma jamma

Pheed wasnt here but was here (ass-hole)

Can always count on Ms. Claire to do something amazing with her cleavage
Sunday

Gustoe was here !
Monday

Pheeds home from Peru maybe he will start blogging........or maybe not
-JR Ewing of Seattle
Saturday, June 09, 2007
Friday, June 08, 2007
Thursday, June 07, 2007
Penis Fame!

In recent news I have been given the honorable DRUNK OF THE WEEK in The Stranger for my "top that" "get on my level" b-day parade in my undies last week ! Here is a great screen shot of whats in store for everyone , courtesy of my good friend Shelby aka Shelfy !
As it turns out fat is the new skinny and undies is the new street wear ! You know who did it first though when you peep it !( Kelly O put in some other no name skinny shlubs who tried to get on my level the day after what a rip off.........)
-JR Ewing of Seattle
Wednesday, June 06, 2007
Support KEXP
If you aren't a tard you know that we here in Seattle are more than lucky to have such a great radio station like KEXP to pleasure our ear holes. If you agree you should support there fund drive even if it means pledging $20 beans. Don't be cheap show your support by pledging on the KEXP website or by calling 206-903-kexp .
***out of towners check the link for live stream
-JR Ewing of Seattle
***out of towners check the link for live stream
-JR Ewing of Seattle
Tuesday, June 05, 2007
Greetings From Lime Town
Lima sucks. Stay in school. Carlos didn't and look where he is now. Just a name carved into some dirty old cactus on a cliff.
-PHEED!
Dude Akon is out of his mind !
First the 14 year old thingy and now he is bringing frat boys on stage to throw them off ! Literally !
**sorry for the sideways camera phone vid
-JR Ewing of Seattle
Beastie Boys-Taking you to another realm
Load up the bubbler with some PK and gig out with your fig out........Did I just say that? Ha.
-JR Ewing of Seattle
Monday, June 04, 2007
Show Off Time !
Got this for my b-day last week ! Picture taken by the Fankult !

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Actual Paintings !
Bought some lil guys from my dude TJ's art show last month and just picked um up . Check the flicks !



TJ does ACTUAL PAIN and also sings in THE BOOK OF BLACK EARTH if you dont know do your homework.
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Stopped by the Flying Coffin/Four Color Office this a.m. to say what up to Jason and Zach. Jason blessed me with some new shirts ! Thanks !

Buy some Flyin Coffins for yourself here
-JR Ewing of Seattle

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Actual Paintings !
Bought some lil guys from my dude TJ's art show last month and just picked um up . Check the flicks !



TJ does ACTUAL PAIN and also sings in THE BOOK OF BLACK EARTH if you dont know do your homework.
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Stopped by the Flying Coffin/Four Color Office this a.m. to say what up to Jason and Zach. Jason blessed me with some new shirts ! Thanks !

Buy some Flyin Coffins for yourself here
-JR Ewing of Seattle
Bike Day In Pictures
I just got my first track bike yesterday and was lucky enough to have Daood , A and Jay (hotdog) take me on my (about) 20 mile hazing which was fucking amazing ! My ass is raw from the seat and my legs are pretty tired but all in all I think I kept up pretty well for being a rookie.Here are some flicks from the afternoon.

Daood and A waiting for the train

Hot Dog rollin way to crazy

Huff and Jays whips

Shnarti up in Goods Sraight from Thai Pai for a day

The Happy Hooker

View from the trail

Daoods on the left and my new guy on the right !

Trains from the trail
This summer is going to be really kick butt ! Thanks guys for taking me out !
-JR Ewing of Seattle

Daood and A waiting for the train

Hot Dog rollin way to crazy

Huff and Jays whips

Shnarti up in Goods Sraight from Thai Pai for a day

The Happy Hooker

View from the trail

Daoods on the left and my new guy on the right !

Trains from the trail
This summer is going to be really kick butt ! Thanks guys for taking me out !
-JR Ewing of Seattle
Sunday, June 03, 2007
Did you hear ?

Former Seattle Police Chief Norm Stamper on KEXP this morning ? Wow dude is outta his fucking mind what a retard ! His biggest concern is Domestic Violence, Racism, Sexism and Homophobia as well as community relationships with the police..........Did he just read the no entry sign at the Cha Cha ? What about the rough ass power abusing steroid taking gorillas you got on the team beating kids for graff ? or crack heads for being addicts ? This guy is a fucking joke ! Google this fag and buy his new book for great laughs ! What a piece this guy is !
-JR Ewing of Seattle
Saturday, June 02, 2007
Pheed leaves to Peru
Why are you going there again Pheed ? Well here is a lil DIY for while you are visiting lovely Peru !
-JR Ewing of Seattle
Friday, June 01, 2007
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