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Shnarty just sent me these picture from Taipei where he has been living for the last lil bit. He says it totally sucks he works really minimal hours teaching Engrish and that after work there is nothing to do besides drink (beer bongs @ bars?),hang out with dope shorty's who don't speak English and eat really good food. Oh yeah and get this everything cost's way less than over here in the great old U-S-A. Well don't get it twist, you couldn't pay me enough to go to this shit hole . Just look at how bad of a time he has been having:






















Dude I'm so jealous right now. :(

Big Ups to Shnarty for the pics and keep em coming !

-JR Ewing of Seattle

Someone from Dipset hacked Tru Life's myspace and made him look nothing less than a nerd.


Member when you thought the future would be all like the Jetson's and shit ?

ed. note: peep the funny photoshops of Tru Life and Jay Z

-JR Ewing of Seattle

i know this song is played, but check thier gear. pretty hot if do say so.

"he makes a comment about going to my room
but i'd rather stay out with his car that goes boom!"

xo,
shelbs

Wow! What more can I say to describe the annual Capitol Hill Block Party! This is one of my favorite Seattle Summer events! Basically we cut of 3 blocks of Pine to Pike and get crazy stupid with booze,good food,good music and everyone from the city!This year was no exception to the rule. My girl Kerri hooked me up with some VIP bracelets which provide whoever has one with free High Life, free Pig Iron BBQ pulled pork sandwiches, free snacks and last but not least an uncramped place to watch the main stage from. You already know I was in heaven. Highlights included the Manik $500 trick down the double step contest, watching Spoon play from the sidelines and Chucks awesome outfit on Saturday. Here are some pics . I know they are kinda repetitive but that's what happens when I drink all day for free. So get over it.
Mike Burton after he tre flipped the set
Mikey tre flipping the set
randoms
randoms
beer belly gang minus me
shit was dope
Gyreezy dont mack for freezy
E-Deezy and Tony 2 Much (Happy B-day Tone)
Hey girl...................
everyone was having a great time
Kiki
Pretty Titty
I friggin love you Kerri !
Mikey talking with Benson before he (he=Benson) went to the spiritual realm
when people drink they tend to speak loud.....

and sometimes they hang on you like dead weight.....
Ernest saves Block Party.........
Jeffrey (aka beard or no beard) loves Spoon
Pheed can be so serious sometime.........
quote of the day. Kerri to Shelby:
"if you weren't so nice and sweet, I'd be fucking J.R in the port a potty right now!!"
ugly facing it after many High Life's
respectable young adults
this face .............................
Turning your jeans into shorts is so hot right now, get your color joints at the Winners Circle!
this sums it up.................


Thanks to Kerri ! High Life ! Neumos ! Manik and everyone else that made this event possible.


last but not least thanks to Chuck for the dopest get up I have seen all summer ! You are radical for sure !

Already,

-JR Ewing of Seattle

Day two of Sound and Fury fest was nothing short of perfect. Awesome people, great bands and some of the dopest merch I have ever seen. Our limited Kimbo tees killed it and we burned thru almost 100 tees in under a half hour(I love hardcore). Our set was one of the best thing that I have ever experienced. Imagine a thousand kids jumping off everything and punching everyone in sight in the name of pure hate, ahh good times. Everything in my body hurts and my guitar felt the wrath of the fest too when I got the bright idea to front flip into the crowd with it causing everything minus the neck to break. I'm losing my mind........

-Carrots

My duder Clay (Pretty Titty) with Devlin (Spank Rock)just released a dope mixtape! Check the reviews and get the what what here.

-JR Ewing of Seattle

Today marks the start of the dopest weekend of the year Sound and Fury Fest.
There are kids from every corner of the world in the L.A. area for this.
You have no idea how hyped I am. Here are some pictures from the Zoo and pre show yesterday. Today trash Talk play 5 o'clock...
Know about it...

-Knowledge God/Carrots

I found this on the Glob and had to repost ! This shit is so real check dudes profile on youtube ! hahahahahaha I think they call this "on the down low" hahahahaha !

Check out pics of Dash Snows recent show with Deitch projects and tons of funny shit at the NY GLOB .

-JR Ewing of Seattle

A few weeks back I lost my camera (and replaced) while on a work induced sleep dept bender. We fell like 3 weeks behind schedule with everybody summer lines and swag for bread and butter show etc...... Well we got our shit back to normal and I found my camera. The following are pictures taken between the wee hours of 4:30 am and 10:00am during the last minute crunch time of the printing nightmare Frost and yes yours truly savved out to make up for lost time.








-JR Ewing of Seattle

Resident Media is bringing the Bay to the Hill this Friday @ The War Room in celebration of Sweets (HufSet) BirthDay.San Fran's own DJ De' will be flying up to get your asses on the dance floor as well as Sea-Town's own and one hell of a guy Soul One plus UPS all spinning.And as usual Goods will be giving away a limited collab tee this time with Tribute SF so get their early if you want one,and god damn it if I didn't mention Hyphy one time oops so close.

PUBLIK HAIR

Uh...NOTHING. That goes without saying. However, Riot Porn isn't far behind. I found this blog today that is all about riot photos. This may not compare to porn to a lot of us, but I know my old roommate would probably sport some wood after viewing these images. It's a cool site, keep it up, Mr. Riot Porn!




- P H E E D . I V

Hotel/Motel bitches..........

-JR Ewing of Seattle

Condemnation
Tried
Here on the stand
With the book in my hand
And truth on my side

Accusations
Lies
Hand me my sentence
Ill show no repentance
Ill suffer with pride

If for honesty
You want apologies
I dont sympathize
If for kindness
You substitute blindness
Please open your eyes


Why
Because my duty
Was always to beauty
And that was my crime

Feel elation
High
To know I can trust this
Fix of injustice
Time after time

If you see purity
As immaturity
Well its no surprise
If for kindness
You substitute blindness
Please open your eyes

-JR Ewing of Seattle

-JR Ewing of Seattle

Get a load of this little monster thrashings his bubble sword about. Careful Jimmy, you might get soap in your eye. This sword is a great gift for any little boy who enjoys prancing around in the fields chasing butterflies and having tea parties. When I was a kid I would play with rocks and my dad's gun.

-PHEED

Back in L.A. we go ice blocking...
Drunk photos...
Get into it...

-Carrots

Beams x Madsaki x Vans = Sooooooooo Hot!

-JR Ewing of Seattle

Flying cars are the stuff dreams are made of - or are they? While the M200G Volantor does not exactly take to the skies in a dramatic fashion, it does float around for a start. Moller International has already begun production on this two-seater floating vehicle, hovering up to 10 feet across most surfaces at a top speed of 50 mph. It costs $90,000 a pop, but I wonder where you are going to park this thing. Looks like traffic officers can not exactly fine the M200G Volantor for speeding in a 30 mph zone as they cant exactly catch up with it. The preferred fuel of choice would be ethanol, and it is interesting to note that this machine meets the Ultra Low Emission Vehicle standard without the need for exhaust after-treatment. The age of the Jetsons are upon us!

-JR Ewing of Seattle

-JR Ewing of Seattle

-JR Ewing of Seattle

Little known fact but the ever reclusive Peach Skinned Wino Stork can be spotted around the hill but mainly at Moe's. Just check the photo of this beautiful docile creature I managed to catch.If you have seen him please tell him to call the Winners Circle soon as we have been terrified that something bad has happened to him (or he drank to much and missed his flight to Spain).

Seriously though I am starting a online smear campaign on this guy until he starts coming to the WC or doing something ! You can help by leaving him nasty messages on his myspace .

With your support we can make this a better and brighter tomorrow for this lil fella.

-JR Ewing of Seattle

If I like you BE THERE , if not STAY HOME. This is guaranteed to crack rain or shine! Look for Shelb's and I doing the boogaloo shrimp on the dance floor!

-JR Ewing of Seattle

JJ Fad - Supersonic 1988


Kid N Play - Rollin With Kid N Play 1988


Biz Markie - Just A Friend 1989


A Tribe Called Quest - Bonita Applebum 1990



Geto Boys - My Mind Playing Tricks On Me 1991


Pete Rock & C L Smooth - They Reminisce Over You 1992

-JR Ewing of Seattle

These joints will be dropping next week at the Winners Circle ! Limited edition with very low numbers being produced. Mens sizes S-XXL (smalls for the women). Only available at Winners Circle and selected Trash Talk Tour dates. Keep checking for release date .......

-JR Ewing of Seattle

This is the reason the blog has been down. The internet crashed. Again.

-PHEED

I love to shotgun beers but I'm always the last one to throw my can in the sink. I was just about ready to break-up with shotgunning when I recieved The Donkey Punch (thanks Salts). Just snap on to your Pabts, navigate the straw to the bottom of the can while holding your finger over the hole, release and suck. The effects begin immediately: the cold burn, the immediate stomach ache, beer burps, bloated face. Handle a couple more (it burns so good) and you're ready to blackout bounce back into the street.

-French Dap

some people can make gross things like a shower from an elephant seem magical.
The Sultan's Elephant
-shelbs

This should be the standard intro to every movie from now on.

-PHEED

Funny how a picture can be worth a thousand words. Live to dream , dream to live....Send us your favorite photo's of people or stuff you like with a line that sums up the shot. We will pick the best ones for an upcoming post . Pics can be sent to our myspace.
.......................

-JR Ewing of Seattle

While everyone was busy waiting for The Simpson's Vans to drop around the country Harpers Bazaar was really doing prolific things as usual by doing a seven page spread mixing The Simpson's characters and today's hottest runway fashions. I think this is so cool as they really had the artist illustrate the pieces giving this fashion showcase a different than usual perspective. Peep !












-JR Ewing of Seattle

Damn yo ! This is a mans dog for sure ! Look at this miniature Zeuss ! Is this a racing dog ? I found this on a blog this morning and cant quit looking at it , I mean this creature is amazing ! I want a dog that looks like a tough ass Frankenstein so bad ! I am really for reals.If anybody knows the story on this hit me on the WC myspace .

-JR Ewing of Seattle

Heres a few random photos from the past week I've been in Seattle.
Party's,BB Q's,Bike rides,32's,Headlocks, you know how we do...

-Carrots

Usually hate this model but these joints are hot. I suggest these boys for the ultimate end of summer sport gray sweats outfit and trip to Sug's for lap dances. A wonderfly coordinated outfit that offers great functionality for dances and you will glow a lil in the black light but not to much.

-JR Ewing of Seattle

Remy Ma pleaded not guilty to attempted murder charges yesterday and her bail was set at $250,000.00. Her manager used his home as collateral to post her bail, and her attorney has asked that we not jump to conclusions, but some grimy shit about Remy is starting to leak out. The girl she shot, Makeda Barnes-Joseph, told the New York Daily News that after Remy shot her, instead of calling 911, she reached over her and dumped out her purse, looking for her missing money. Also during her arraignment, it was revealed that Remy once pulled a gun on a guy in an apartment building she lived in, pointed it at his head and pulled the trigger, but somehow missed. She pleaded guilty to misdemeanor assault in exchange for a conditional discharge in that case. She also attacked a 15-year-old girl with an umbrella while she was living in a homeless shelter in 1996. No charges were filed in that incident.

ed note: I knew this was a thug miss since the first time I heard her. Homeless shelter to Fat Joe's protege , you gotta be on some real hood shit to do that. Yo thats pretty vish to pull that shit over 2 stacks right ?

-JR Ewing of Seattle

This dude got into it with some lousy yuppie tour de jerk scum who were wilding at Denny Blaine last week. My man really pulled tho old hit and run with a 2 mile spark drive after the initial hit ,meanwhile the Shelbs and I were 2 cars in front of him for the whole stress filled experience. Thanks again God for letting me witness things like this with my camera. Pricele$$ !

-JR Ewing of Seattle

PS I don't think any cyclist were hurt during this altercation . Maybe.

New Order - Confusion

-JR Ewing of Seattle

We just dropped a boat load of new stuff down at the shop this weekend for the boys and girls come check it out.
Quantities are limited.
10 Deep
Mackdaddy
Triumvir
Free Gold Watch

Winner's Circle
500 E.Pine St
Seattle Wa, 90122
206 860 6879

-Carrots

Gavin Rossdale's abandoned love child Daisy Lowe is the official winner of the BlahBlogs first official "Breezy of the week" for winning this honor Daisy will receive a creepy myspace email from Phil and a couple prank calls from me.





-JR Ewing of Seattle

I really be on the grind in fact I would even go as far to say I'm kinda like the white Rick Ross but with cooler tattoo's ...You know a boss. Just peep what I have to control over at Inner City Empire daily:

If I wasn't here who would boss Chase ? Frosty ? Yeah right.

I daily have to manage Tim'z sleep schedule

Have to make sure Daood gets his muscle time in

These screens don't coat and burn themselves

Uly is pretty independent I guess......

This guy ? Good luck.

Red Bull birds need some coaching too

but at the end of the day my happy customers make it all worth while.

-JR Ewing of Seattle

Here's a few pictures from the Trash Talk show a few weeks ago in California. We have a new record coming out in a few weeks you can pre order it thru Six Feet Under Records. We also have a few northwest shows coming up soon so roll thru and show love..
7/31 Hawthorn Theater w/ Have Heart, RIse and Fall and Sinking Ships,Portland Or 8/2 Atlas w/Have Heart, RIse and Fall and Sinking Ships,Seattle Wa

-Carrots

I came home last night and found this on my floor. I guess my roommates got into a fight, like they always do but Jane took it too far this time. Too far Jane!

-PHEED

Everyone who knows my son Lil Ceaz aka Frosty's lil brother aka shop dogg aka Lil Timmy of the DSB crew (dander smelly boys) aka tan and pink knows my guy loves keeping it real dirty kinda like Pigpen from the Peanuts gang only smellier. Well thanks to my girl Ashley over at the Downtown Dog Lounge Ceaz is a changed man. The following is a series of photos from my dudes day at the spa.









He is a changed man ! Look at the white in his coat ! Its actually white !
Big ups to Ash for the job well done !

-JR Ewing of Seattle

This is my new music pick for this week. Bad Religion's 14th album came out Tuesday and I can't stop playing it. These old-ass punkers have been doing this longer than I have been alive and they continue to keep it real. So there you have it. 10 bucks on iTunes for 16 songs.

-PHEED

SLAVES !

Wondershowzen rules nuff said.

-JR Ewing of Seattle

Happy bithday Junior !
Did you see the 2 headed turtle and the albino alligator ?
Thanks to Elvia for picking this selection

-JR Ewing of Seattle

My dude Beardo (from Whitestarr) just dropped another video for his track losers . Peep the video if you like it hit him on his myspace and tell him so. Keep up the good work homie !!!!

-JR Ewing of Seattle

What a great way to start off the weekend. Fast Friday was dope, the turn out was crazy. Almost worth missing Fucked Up. Good work guys..

-Carrots

With friends from SF coming up, and the kick-off of summer, this should be our big one! Tons of great sponsors, awesome prizes, and look out for word on an afterparty thats sure to be equally as entertaining! EVERYONE is welcome, so come out, spectate, participate, and most importantly HAVE FUN!

LOCATION: Meet at Cal Anderson park on Capitol Hill at 6:00 for registration and a group ride to Volunteer Park.

EVENTS:
Main Race: Closed circuit, 0.7miles, last man out each lap until only one remains! Twists, turns, and hills that will be sure to make some hope they're last!
Best Trick: With SF coming up, and whispers of secret tricks, this should be an interesting one.
Foot Down: The tough guy classic that you hate to love!
Trackstand Twister: A Seattle specialty and certified crowd pleaser.

1st Friday of every month
6:30-ish

everyone welcome

as seen on PUBLIK HAIR

Look how much this big cuddly bear loves his new pink Reason jeans !!!!!

-JR Ewing of Seattle

Im at the Inner City Empire shop right now minding my own biz and look what shows up at my doorstep : Gary MF'n Carrots boyyyyyyyyyyy ! So hyped ! Hit my dude on his myspace as he is just on a quick couple week pass through while his band Trash Talk takes a break from touring. Welcome back Geezy and I cant wait to get stoooopid with you ! Make sure you bless the god if you see him at the Circle !

-JR Ewing of Seattle

First night at Warroom and its Jorge from GOOD$ B-day are you ready ?????

-JR Ewing of Seattle

Here are some pictures this weeks 1 day vacation celebration for the 4th of JULIVARS!


Nick Killing a dog

flash on

flash off

lil known fact TJ drew the letters for this shirt

Pagan ate this after

Val dropping cake

the porch gang

cops can be cool sometimes

"light your fireworks off after 10 please"

jester hat, t shirt tucked in to spandex,gym sox and top siders w/ a briefcase

official drink of Pony and Billie D

Can you believe this was the Cha?

What a Gayme room looks like

aww Pony

so funny

lesbian dance party Warroom roof

Toby manning the glory hole at Pony

gettin our shine on

Krissy,Shelbs and I


-JR Ewing of Seattle

i love MSTRKRFT, although this song is a bit loopy, the video is still hot.
MSTRKRFT- "Street Justice"



-shelbs

On Tuesday the greatest General Motors commercial came out in theaters. I was among the few lucky enough to see this ad for free. Above is a video that will show you what you need to do to just slide in past the ticket taker. Transform! duh. I spent days building my transforming disguise. My name is Phil-Bot and I transform into a Rollerblade. It only takes about 5 minutes to complete the transformation. I was able to transform in the parking lot and just blade right in the doors, down the hall and in to the theater. I had a friend with some tickets just in case.

- P H E E D

Got all the good stuff up at the Winners Circle for summer. New pieces by: ALIFE,Reason,Fuct,King Stampede,KnowledgexDiamond etc...... Get it while its hot.























Winners Circle
500 E. Pine st.
corner of Pine and Summit
206-860-6879

Happy Birthday Mac Dre ! Romp In Peace Furly !

Its always the good ones that die young...... Miss you Mac Dre and the game aint the same without you cuddie.

-JR Ewing of Seattle

L-Boogs was out in Florida last week and sent me these pics of her poppin the WC gang signs on the beach !

-JR Ewing of Seattle

Chop Suey Presents
MELT BANANA
Book of Black Earth
Lesbian
$10 adv
8pm doors // 21+

This shit is gonna be hot ! I will be there moshing ! Come check it !

-JR Ewing of Seattle

Here are some photos of the Inner City Empire I found on Frost's camera yesterday.











We print the dope shit ! Hit us on the web at innercityempire.com or call us at 206-382-2335 and ask for me !

-JR Ewing of Seattle

If you read the BLAHBLOG then you have read about the trials and tribulations of my favorite 10 year old Lil A aka Lil Frost who was recently put on restrictions for bringing a knife to school a few weeks back . He was sentenced to 30 days capitol punishment, burnt toast and to keep a blog "The Dog House" . Well A just sent the parole board (Frosty) a letter asking for an early release date . Here is the letter:

Dear Dad,

I believe that I should get off restriction early for these 20
different reasons; I will do one reason for each day

1.9 out of 10 days I am good.
2. I recognize that what I did was wrong
3. I always do as I am told.
4. If I get off restriction I will be able to do the r.p.g game and you
said that your cousins played r.p.g games and that they were successful
in life.
5. I learned not to allow others to influence me
6. I will and need to work on my multiplication tables
7. You will not have to hear me say I am bored all of the time.
8. I will not make the wrong decision again.
9. I will always think twice before I do something.
10. From now on I will check my pockets when I leave to go to school.
11. Everybody makes mistakes and you learn from them.
12. I am running out of ideas for my blog.
13. Id like credit for being the new kid in school.
14. I also had no friends.
15. Every night I put up with the rock band next door.
16. Last year I got good grades on the WASL.
17. I've done a good job in transferring from living with my mom then
you.
18. I felt bad about what I did.
19. I have been on restriction for two weeks and I believe that was
enough time to think about what I did.
20. I am sad on restriction and I'm a lot better when I am not.


Love,

Aidan

Sounds pretty reasonable to me I mean shit 9 outta 10 days hes good ? I mean ask Shelby I'm not even good that much.

Upon reviewing the prisoners letter of recommendation Lil A was released on some strict conditions one of which is 2 weeks monitored time with Gramma Debs.

Congrats on the freedom lil dude !

-JR Ewing of Seattle

New Reason T's and Denim ! New Goblin T's ! Get um while there here !













Winners Circle
500 E. Pine st.
corner of Pine and Summit
206-860-6879

TV in Germany rules ! Just check out these clips from their version of American Idol.


OG version


metal version


Special Guest

-JR Ewing of Seattle

Way before the LRG hoodies....

-JR Ewing of Seattle

What will those Chinese entrepreneurs think of next ? Just when you thought all the excess hair from your last haircut was going to waste some genius figures out a great way to recycle the amino acids (from human hair) into a delicious condiment used by all ! Read here

PS I swear they have been serving this at The Magic Dragon for a couple years what !

-JR Ewing of Seattle

Chillin...

Little Pockets...

Young Kevin...

D.C. Handstyle..

Joe Harder x H.R.

Tru and The God H.R.


So last week a dream of mine came true(no pun intended) when my dude Tru from Malfunction Records gave me a call with the news that the Bad Brains were playing a secret show in a warehouse in the very sketchy downtown Los Angeles. You know the team and I had to make an appearance. When we got there it was punk as fuck, crazy booze and tree smoke everywhere. My dudes were on a mission to find the backstage area and when we found it we were blessed to blow some of Cali's finest with the god H.R...Jah Bless

-Carrots